Weird polls

Which of the following, recently published books is, in your view, LEAST likely to become either a #1 bestseller or the hot "beach-read" this summer (while still being perfectly interesting to its own target reader)? Choose One

• Non-Equilibrium Systems and Irreversible Processes - Adventures in Applied Topology (Vol 3)
  
• Ten Crochet Dude Dishcloths (featuring ten new dishcloth patterns from the Crochet Dude)
  
• Seven Crochet Dude Afghan Squares (the sequel to Ten Crochet Dude Dishcloths)
  
• The PinBotz Guide to the Greatest Pinball Machines of the 80s and 90s
  
• The School of Hard Knocks: The Evolution of Pension Investing at Eastman Kodak
  
• Creating Pastel Champions - A Step-by-Step Guide to Painting Model Horses with Pastels
  
• The Gulf-Coast Shipbuilding-Cluster (Condensed from Gulf Coast 1-10 Research Directory 2004)
  
• How To Cook A Peacock
  
• Mastering Law Enforcement Chaplaincy
  
• The Replica Watch Report
  

( ...the fuck? )